Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Less talking, more tequila
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize