Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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