doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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