Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I smell like Dick and happiness
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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