I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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