Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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