...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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