We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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