On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He has the fingertips of a God
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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