if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
