you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
