I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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