Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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