you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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