So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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