Bisexual people are plain selfish.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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