Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
20 People Who Caught Their Significant Others Cheating and Hand Over Some Major Karma
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
33 Memes You’ll Find Uncomfortably Relatable If You’ve Ever Been Through A Messy Breakup
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.