put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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