I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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