trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Blood and glitter go together right?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside