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• (323): View more from California

  i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.

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  she hot?

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  i don't wanna talk about it

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road

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• (310): View more from California

  Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.

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• (585): View more from New York

  this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?

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