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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..

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  I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Blood and glitter go together right?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or

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• (914): View more from New York

  Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"

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• (831): View more from California

  Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside

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