I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Drake has all the answers
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?