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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.

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• (707): View more from California

  I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay

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  Hey there's a sandwich in there too!

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday

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• (858): View more from California

  we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.

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  Where did he get the tophat?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Drake has all the answers

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?

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