Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think i peed on brittanys purse
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.