hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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