the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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