READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
