Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just want nice things and good sex
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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