she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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