none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
