Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She is in my trunk
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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