Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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