i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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