put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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