I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Randomize
