This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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