belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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