TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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