She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
barbara walters just said penis...
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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