So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt