I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on