But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.