i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
grandma shit on top of the toilet
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.