yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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