Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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