I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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