Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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