I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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