You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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