Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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