He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have post one night stand depression
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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