We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My vagina just clenched in fear
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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