we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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