My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
that's an acceptable place to lick
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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