you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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