Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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