I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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