he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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