end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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