he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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